Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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