I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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