They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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