y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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