Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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