She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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