doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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