You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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