Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You ate ashes out of my bong
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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