let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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