Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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