I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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