If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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