i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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