Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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