Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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