He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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