Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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