I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
These tits shall not be calmed
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