Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Im part way to drunk.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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