I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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