i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
