I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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