arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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