Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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