Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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