he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
operation have a gay friend backfired
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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