that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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