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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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