Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
