i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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