i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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