is this the sara with the beer cane?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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