Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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