Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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