the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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