I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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