i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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