i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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