no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Moan for me like Helen Keller
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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