Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
love makes seman taste better
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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