two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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