Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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