you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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