why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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