bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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