so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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