i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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