Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
The adults are the big ones right?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
