508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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