so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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