I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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