Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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