what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
