after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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