Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Boobs speak an international language.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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